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    Its fucking itches every fucking day

    I don't know what kind of cream to use to stop the itching as its really irritating me!

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    Just try washing the fucker to begin with.

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    Chances are it's just heat rash. If it doesn't stop when the weather is cooler that could indicate some kind of yeast infection. That doesn't mean you've been fucking loaves of bread, it's basically just a type of fungus called Tinea and is the same fungus that causes athlete's foot, it can be caused/made worse by having tight clothes that cause chafing and not drying your balls properly once you've showered or bathed.

    I know a lot about this, we get told it over and over again before we go to desert locations, I've only had problems with my feet but I've known plenty to have genital problems.

    Basically your best bet is to make sure you're drying properly and wear boxers to give your swingers some air. If it's heat rash it will stop once the weather cools down, if that doesn't happen then your next best option is to try an antifungal cream or even get some powder that treats athlete's foot if you'd prefer that over cream.

    Here's a cream that would be good - Boots Pharmaceuticals Antifungal Cream | Clotrimazole 20g - Boots
    And here's a good brand of athlete's foot powder, it's the one a lot of guys in Afghanistan use and the one our medical centres give to people - Mycota Powder 70g - Nailcare - Lloyds Pharmacy

    There are probably cheaper own-brand versions in supermarkets these days that will do the same thing.

    If none of this advice helps clear it up, go and see a doctor.

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    Also known as 'Jock Itch'.

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    Freeby! Are your bollocks better, or what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by timey View Post
    Also known as 'Jock Itch'.
    And other things.

    Jock is an old word that used to mean penis, so it makes sense, nobody really knows the etymology of that but the word jockstrap comes from that use and the US word of jock for a sportsman comes from jockstrap and is relatively new, having appeared in the early 60s. The use of Jock to mean a Scotsman is believed to come from the high frequency of the use of Jock north of the border instead of Jack.

    I love words.

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    my bollocks is still sore till i need a wash

    what the heck is jock means

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    Ben - how the fuck are you answering questions before Freeby asks them?

    Freebie - as well as following Ben's sound advice you may want to change your bed sheets and get a lighter duvet on as well. Also stop sleeping with skanky hookers.

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    Can shaving the hairs from your bollocks prevent jock itch?

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    Nah, it'll itch more as the hairs grow back and are more spiky having been recently cut.

    If you've still got it, go and see a doctor, it could be cock rot.

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