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    Well I havent shaved for a week but I am growing myself a moustache. I am going to make it a new years resolution to have a moustache.

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    Me too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FreeBBC View Post
    Well I havent shaved for a week but I am growing myself a moustache. I am going to make it a new years resolution to have a moustache.
    You're making a wise choice Freeby, especially in these days of foreign invasion.

    Most people from the Indian sub-continent and Africa recognise the moustache for what it truly is, a symbol of authority. Since I grew my moustache any darkie I meet refers to me as 'Boss' or sometimes 'Captain' and they do exactly as they are told when I tell them to do it.

    As for any of these other exotic types, like east Europeans, the Welsh, etc... they are simply scared of the moustache. They fear it, and fear the man wearing it.

    Don't bother with a beard. As good as they are, they shift the balance from being a 'Boss' or 'Captain' to a Grizzly Adams scruff-pot.

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    If you need any tips, don't hesitate to ask.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl View Post
    You're making a wise choice Freeby, especially in these days of foreign invasion.

    Most people from the Indian sub-continent and Africa recognise the moustache for what it truly is, a symbol of authority. Since I grew my moustache any darkie I meet refers to me as 'Boss' or sometimes 'Captain' and they do exactly as they are told when I tell them to do it.

    As for any of these other exotic types, like east Europeans, the Welsh, etc... they are simply scared of the moustache. They fear it, and fear the man wearing it.

    Don't bother with a beard. As good as they are, they shift the balance from being a 'Boss' or 'Captain' to a Grizzly Adams scruff-pot.

    If you need any tips, don't hesitate to ask.
    Well thanks Mr M* at least it will give me the confidence that I be the boss at things because the people think the mustache people are the boss.

    Leaders like Alexander Lukashenko, Stalin and Vicente Fox have moustaches.

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    And Hitler

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    YVIe5BW - Growing a mustache

    I do not favour moustaches or beards.

    Over the years it has not always been possible for me to shave regular due to my job, I hated it.

    I wet shave every morning usually around 7.

    None of my friends or associatez have them.

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    That's why I'm running the show, and you're not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl View Post
    That's why I'm running the show, and you're not.
    Which show is that? Earl.

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