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    Default When will the Abbey Clancy/Peter Crouch farce end?

    Fuck knows why the Strictly Come Ballroom Dancing with the Stars star ever got together with the lanky streak of piss, but how long is she going to take until she realises he's just a bizarre looking gangly long-shanks?

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    Default Re: When will the Abbey Clancy/Peter Crouch farce end?

    Quote Originally Posted by Earl View Post
    he's just a bizarre looking gangly long-shanks
    with pots of cash

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    Default Re: When will the Abbey Clancy/Peter Crouch farce end?

    She could be smitten with her dance partner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jools182 View Post
    with pots of cash
    Yes, but I'm confident she could get another wealthy fella who doesn't do a stupid fucking robot dance and look such a twat.

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    Default Re: When will the Abbey Clancy/Peter Crouch farce end?

    she prob just wants to be a wag, he might be a nice bloke anyways, im sure shes noshing off her dance partner and probably bruce forsyth too, none of the panel though cos I think they all like fellas

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