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    Default Irish alchemist tries to turn human turds into gold

    ... by placing them on an electric heater?

    “Rather bizarrely you were attempting to make gold from human faeces and waste products.” Judge McFarland said at Enniskillen Magistrates Court.
    “It was an interesting experiment to fulfil the alchemist’s dream, but wasn’t going to succeed.”
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    Default Re: Irish alchemist tries to turn human turds into gold

    i bet his house smells of shit

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