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    Default Woman squirts cops with breast milk

    Mrs Robinette refused to leave her vehicle and officers began attempting to kick the cars windows through, at this point Robinette warned the officers that she was a breastfeeding mother, before lunging at them with her loaded breasts. Robinette pulled one of her teats from her dress and began squirting the police officers with lactic fluid.
    Drunken woman squirts breast milk at police officers | The Morningstarr*

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    Turns out this woman was a teacher, she teaches kids with ADHD and Aspergers.

    Well she did, they sacked her.

    Teacher Accused Of Breast Milk Spraying Fired | WBNS-10TV, Central Ohio News

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    rolleyes Break News: Teacher Spray Cops with her tits Milk - FACT

    Hi


    Very sunny here in London SW3.
    We had guests stay over last night. We won't say who they are but one of the guests, their father is a very well know Hollywood movie star.
    All are sitting in the garden, having a chat, and the radio is tuned to LBC.
    Our Sunday cook arrived about one, half hour ago and is preparing a full fry up for us and guests.
    Btw, we decided last night that we are to buy a new car in sept on the new reg, but won't disclose the marque of the humble machine as we detest boasting which is clearly not our style.

    We digress

    Business:

    Thank you for reading a factual news story sourced by the much respected Lucian Deville, for your weekend/Sunday digestion.

    They say facts are stranger than fiction, and that is indeed a fact

    Teacher sacked after 'spraying police with breast milk | A Lucian Deville Breaking News item From the much Respected Daily Mail

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    Default Re: Break News: Teacher Spray Cops with her tits Milk - FACT

    I think there's a thread about blasting milk at cops so we can talk about you meeting the queen instead

    Are you getting a knighthood?

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    Default Re: Break News: Teacher Spray Cops with her tits Milk - FACT

    aN EXTRACT FROM THE dAILY MAIL, UNEDITED VERSION:

    Robinette allegedly exposed her breast and sprayed sheriff's deputies with breast milk when they tried to remove her from her car following a domestic dispute after a friend's wedding.

    Her case has been referred for review by state officials, who could revoke her teaching license because of 'conduct unbecoming' an educator.



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    Default Re: Break News: Teacher Spray Cops with her tits Milk - FACT

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    HM is a very well appointed and factual person that keeps up to speed by reading the DM.
    We are not saying it was us that pointed to the DM, but we often refer to stories from the DM when we have met HM previously (twice to be exact, but several years ago.)

    Re knighthoods, HM is aware that we are humble people and would never accept a knighthood and she respects us for that.

    Must dash as breakfast appears to be ready and guests are waiting for more facts from us

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    Default Re: Break News: Teacher Spray Cops with her tits Milk - FACT

    Sorry Mr M - you had already started a thread re this subject

    please remove thread as we do not want more hits on our thread than yours

    sorry sir

    must really dash

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    Default Re: Break News: Teacher Spray Cops with her tits Milk - FACT

    Did you put on a posh voice when you spoke to the queen?

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