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    What do you think of that?

    I'm not arsed, I don't go in the sea. I'd only be bothered if they learnt to fly.

    Killer shark spotted off British coast | The Morningstarr*

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    I'm more bothered about the jelly fish that are stopping me swimming every weekend. They are either huge, (about 24" across) and harmless, (apart from the heart attack you get when they swim alongside you) or small and nasty.

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    Dear god Syl, what the hell are you doing in the sea?

    Word of warning, the turds don't sting but they're much worse in your face than any jellyfish.

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    what killer sharks never seen them the only sharks i know of are the millionaire ones floating about on there yaughts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Morningstarr* View Post
    Dear god Syl, what the hell are you doing in the sea?

    Word of warning, the turds don't sting but they're much worse in your face than any jellyfish.
    Some things are just better not dwelt on.
    The worst was in Portugal when I was swimming and almost swallowed a discarded used tampon.

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    Default Re: Killer sharks in British waters

    Quote Originally Posted by syl1 View Post
    Some things are just better not dwelt on.
    The worst was in Portugal when I was swimming and almost swallowed a discarded used tampon.
    a Tampon?? commonly know as a Vampires "T" Bag

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    Quote Originally Posted by syl1 View Post
    Some things are just better not dwelt on.
    The worst was in Portugal when I was swimming and almost swallowed a discarded used tampon.
    Eww, eww, eww!

    The only time I've been in the sea was in Mexico, which was fortunately very nice.

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    But I love the sea and I dont see why peoples disgusting habits should stop me enjoying it.

    The swimming baths is another matter, when people snot or worse in the water its in a confined space... yuk.

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    People's disgusting habits are exactly what stop people from enjoying it.

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    The trick is to not think about it... and make sure you keep your mouth shut whilst swimming.

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