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    What's Your Poo Telling You?

    Number Three

    Sometimes Three Is Not a Lucky Number

    This type of diarrhoea makes you feel as if you are urinating out of the wrong end. A Number Three is often a violent discharge, sometimes with very little warning, and may often be accompanied by tremendous gaseous emissions. As you feel it's sudden onset, your sense of relief that you made it to the toilet in time is quickly replaced by the ill feeling associated with the release of a Number Three. This type of poo is not pleasant.


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    Soda Po-op

    Fructose intolerance is a condition characterised by abdominal cramping and diarrhoea that is caused by a deficiency of the enzyme that breaks down fructose. Symptoms range from mild to severe and typically occur after consuming products high in fructose such as fruit juices or soda. Some patients go months to years being misdiagnosed with irritable bowel syndrome until the diagnosis is made with a special breath test.

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    My sore arse this morning is telling me I shouldn't have had the extra hot sauce on my chips in Nandos yesterday.

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    Potty-Training Statistics


    Girls seem to get the hang of the potty faster than boys. Some 70% of girls are trained by age three, versus 50% of boys.

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    It's difficult to aim into a potty, I still struggle these days.

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    That's why I prefer a litter tray rather than a potty.

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    Only 4% of two-year-olds can shit in a potty? That's scandalous.

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    Black Poo

    Stool sometimes diverges from its usual brown colour and emerges as a dark black shade. This can be caused by foods that are high in iron (or iron pills), bismuth compounds (e. g., Pepto-Bismol), or blood (from higher up in the digestive tract).

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    Red wine can cause that too

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