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    Now you can wipe your arse on the same brand of bog roll that Simon Cowell and Jordan clean their ring-pieces with.

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    Lovely! A nice touch and cheaper than fresh flowers.

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    To be honest I think I'd rather use a picture of Jordan or Cowell to wipe my arse with! Even funnier was the story on the same page of a man raping a plastic dinosaur.

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    There is a such thing as designer toilet paper? I thought 2-ply was as fancy as it got. I mean, it's just going down the drain, so why do you want to pay more?

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    I bought some loo roll from Marks and Spencers, it wasn't that much more than normal loo roll but it smelt of lovely sweet lavender. The smell lasted ages, as long as the rolls, so it really sweetened up the bathroom.

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    We get the scented stuff, but I think it's Lotus not Marks and Spencers. It's only subtle, but you can smell it when you walk in the toilet.

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    or if you sniff your bunghole

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJP View Post
    There is a such thing as designer toilet paper? I thought 2-ply was as fancy as it got. I mean, it's just going down the drain, so why do you want to pay more?
    You got it right there, JJP!

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