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    Default Man Get's Knob Stuck In Metal Pipe

    A bloke in Southampton walked into hospital Tuesday morning with a steel pipe stuck on his cock, like the kind they use on vacuum cleaners.

    Anyway, the restricted blood flow left him with a permanent lob-on so the tube had to be cut off, with a fucking grinder!

    That would have been a fucking delicate operation, it's a good job they didn't ask me to do it, or I'd have fucked the grinder off and used a gas-axe.

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    Default Re: Man Get's Knob Stuck In Metal Pipe

    Did he slip whilst he was hoovering?

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    Default Re: Man Get's Knob Stuck In Metal Pipe

    Hoovering his dick perhaps.

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    Default Re: Man Get's Knob Stuck In Metal Pipe

    Sorry, the poor sod must have been in agonies but... OMGawds

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    and they say men dont take pride in their homes..! at least he was trying to do a spot of housework... but maybe got a little bored or sidetracked.. bless all ended well thankfully... or maybe he just fell funny on the hoover...???

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