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    Default Scotsman Shot In The Feet and Force Fed Testicles

    A Scotsman working in Nigeria for an oil company was kidnapped last month.

    Alan Preston was freed last week by Nigerian Special Forces after a gun battle with his captors. During his time in captivity his kidnappers shot him through both his feet, beat him and forced him to eat goat's eyes and testicles.

    He's back home in Edinburgh now, looks like a lucky escape for him.

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    at least they weren't his own bollocks

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    Yikes!

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    They are considered a delicacy in some parts of the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jools182 View Post
    at least they weren't his own bollocks
    Yeah, for a minute I thought that's what it meant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by timey View Post
    Yeah, for a minute I thought that's what it meant.
    Me too!
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    Yeah, I mean, in some places that sell dinner you have to pay to eat goat eyes and goat nads. Lol...


    If he knew that he might have had a different outlook on the whole thing.

    He should have ate their nuts and took their weapons.

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