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    Default Hello all,it's difficult to know what to say to start with.

    What's the qiuckest way to settle in?
    I would imagine the fastest way to gel with other posters is via General discussion or chat sections but I also like to be involved with serious issues and so any advice would be appreciated.

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    Default Re: Hello all,it's difficult to know what to say to start with.

    Hello. I'd offer this advice when joining any new site.

    Just be yourself and have fun, don't take things too seriously.

    Some Morningstarr* specific advice.

    1. Be careful what you say to Mr Morningstarr*, he's a sensitive little flower and often throws hissy fits.
    2. A_B is the forum slapper, be nice to her and you're in. Just think Y-shaped coffin and we're on the same page.
    3. Alpha is the Morningstarr* forum pet, give her a stroke now and again and she starts panting & her tongue comes out.
    4. Timey has forgotten more about pleasing women than you or I will ever know, he is the oracle when it comes to all things sex - the dirtier the better.
    5. Ck has no chin and her actions are controlled by a small rodent which lives inside her tummy, he has a joystick and controls all of her movements. His speciality is Turkish belly dancing because of his expertise with hula hoops.
    6. Taking the piss out of moderators is always good fun.
    7. Read my signature image.

    That's about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dayus View Post
    Hello. I'd offer this advice when joining any new site.

    Just be yourself and have fun, don't take things too seriously.

    Some Morningstarr* specific advice.

    1. Be careful what you say to Mr Morningstarr*, he's a sensitive little flower and often throws hissy fits.
    2. A_B is the forum slapper, be nice to her and you're in. Just think Y-shaped coffin and we're on the same page.
    3. Alpha is the Morningstarr* forum pet, give her a stroke now and again and she starts panting & her tongue comes out.
    4. Timey has forgotten more about pleasing women than you or I will ever know, he is the oracle when it comes to all things sex - the dirtier the better.
    5. Ck has no chin and her actions are controlled by a small rodent which lives inside her tummy, he has a joystick and controls all of her movements. His speciality is Turkish belly dancing because of his expertise with hula hoops.
    6. Taking the piss out of moderators is always good fun.
    7. Read my signature image.

    That's about it.
    Thanks, I've seen the name Alpha before and never seen anything bad said about her, must be really nice, same with A-B, she seems to have fun.
    Ck sort of rings some kind of recognition as well.

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    Default Re: Hello all,it's difficult to know what to say to start with.

    Hello Blackdahlia.

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    Default Re: Hello all,it's difficult to know what to say to start with.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ck View Post
    Hello Blackdahlia.
    YOU REALLY ARE GOOD. I've missed you, not many as good as you, if any.
    I wasn't gonna play up at all as it happens but I was reading back on the old threads and we had some fantastic laughs, shame we lost all that because this was the best forum of all with some brilliant posters.
    I know you'll ban me now but at least I got to tell you that you were a great poster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigdog View Post
    YOU REALLY ARE GOOD. I've missed you, not many as good as you, if any.
    I wasn't gonna play up at all as it happens but I was reading back on the old threads and we had some fantastic laughs, shame we lost all that because this was the best forum of all with some brilliant posters.
    I know you'll ban me now but at least I got to tell you that you were a great poster.
    Well, I can't delete the thread 'cos Dayus has put one of his best pieces of work in it so you've put me in a quandary.

    I'm gonna pop off to work soon but i'll be back at about 2 ish so just behave yourself and try not to cause any trouble. I'm not making any promises though.

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    Default Re: Hello all,it's difficult to know what to say to start with.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ck View Post
    Well, I can't delete the thread 'cos Dayus has put one of his best pieces of work in it so you've put me in a quandary.

    I'm gonna pop off to work soon but i'll be back at about 2 ish so just behave yourself and try not to cause any trouble. I'm not making any promises though.
    I know the outcome lil one but it was nice just to read them again, we had the best laughs ever bar none.
    Forums just dont seem to live up to what we had previously, not for me anyway.
    I really used to love signing in because you were guaranteed a laugh and you had the best of them all.
    I do miss that.
    I did tell you life was a bitch though, one silly mistake and you can lose it all, I did.

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    Default Re: Hello all,it's difficult to know what to say to start with.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ck View Post
    Dayus has put one of his best pieces of work in it
    To be fair, that hardly means it's quality does it?

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    Default Re: Hello all,it's difficult to know what to say to start with.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ck View Post
    Hello Blackdahlia.

    eww!

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    Default Re: Hello all,it's difficult to know what to say to start with.

    Quote Originally Posted by captain caveman View Post

    eww!
    I expected far worse than that, I dont recognise your username and so I dont know if you realise just how funny this site used to be, none of the others could touch this at its peak.
    You were guaranteed to go to bed smiling

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