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    I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning."
    He replied, "No, just having a shit."

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    Fabulous Poem -Walk With Me While I Age


    I hope this poem has the same effect on you as it did on me; then my forwarding it will be worth the effort. Walk with me while I age - worth the read.
    A BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT GROWING OLDER




















    SHIT...
    I forgot the words.

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    I ordered four kindles from Amazon, and they sent me a Two Ronnies DVD :-/

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    For just 30 a month your donation to Oxfam can supply clean prostitutes for up to
    5 aid workers.

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    Neil Diamond: Hands
    CDC: Wash hands
    Neil Diamond : Touching hands
    CDC: Not advisable
    Neil Diamond : Reaching out
    CDC: Use caution
    Neil Diamond :Touching you
    CDC : Please avoid doing that
    Neil Diamond : Sweet Caroline
    CDC : ba ba baaa

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    Hey there, six, long time no see. How are you these days?

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    Chugging along, although I feel well, I'm not as strong as I used to be, so things are taking a lot longer to complete in the garden etc.
    I had to stop looking in here for a while as my old phone wouldn't cope with the site. Okay now though... Android 10 hehe!

    Also spent a lot of time sorting my Mother's effects as she passed away last year, unexpectedly at 92.
    If you're ever taken ill in Shropshire, crawl to either Worcs, Staffs or Herefordshire, as the Princess Royal in Telford is a death camp.

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    Aww, sorry to hear about your mum. I had the same type of experience with my dad a few years ago. Not a nice experience.

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