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    I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning."
    He replied, "No, just having a shit."

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    Fabulous Poem -Walk With Me While I Age


    I hope this poem has the same effect on you as it did on me; then my forwarding it will be worth the effort. Walk with me while I age - worth the read.
    A BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT GROWING OLDER




















    SHIT...
    I forgot the words.

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    I ordered four kindles from Amazon, and they sent me a Two Ronnies DVD :-/

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    For just 30 a month your donation to Oxfam can supply clean prostitutes for up to
    5 aid workers.

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