X Factor

[Ben]

Anyone watching it this year?

[timey]

Not I, but I've never watched it anyway.

[Earl]

Nah. And ratings are down this year too, more people watching Strictly Come Ballroom Dancing With the Stars. Cowell's sphincter is twitching.

[Alpha]

I'm actualy liking X Factor USA more than this current series of X Factor.

[Smasher]

I sometimes watch it if only to rant on facebook with a few others as its quite funny when the thread gets going but its all negative rants,there really isnt one good thing to say about this show,as we know the show is dying on its arse ,totally fixed,all the judges arguments and backstabbing are fixed ,the whole show is hopelessly contrived and a total and utter insult to struggling musicians with genuine talent,it matters not if you can hold a note ,its all about the fight to get on the googgle box ,good or terrible youl make money out of it if only for a little while...deffo needs to be pulled and put in room 101 when this series ends

[Earl]

From the very beginning this show has pissed me off. What the fuck does Cowell know about the "x factor?" His greatest success stories have been Mr Blobby and fucking Zig & Zag, yet you turn up at X Factor auditions dressed as a big pink knob and he turns you away saying you're not number 1 material. Well clearly they fucking are!

[Ben]

I like watching the shit singers in it, that's about it really.

[Earl]

That's the entire series then

[Alpha]

The U.S version is still a whole lot better than our version.

[Tony Cook]

I enjoy the sob stories so much..I usually shit blood.
This whole fixation with "It's all I have ever wanted to do" gets on my fucking nerves.
And it's not just this sorry bag of shite "The X Factor" that does it...
Me and the wife watched that Andrew Lloyd Webber "I'll Do Anything" audition show a few years back where they had to pick a girl singer to be "Nancy" in the West End musical "Oliver".
Every single one said..."It's all I have ever wanted to do,,be Nancy,,ever since I was 6 and saw the film..I have always wanted to be just like Nancy"...

Really? All you have ever wanted to be in your tiny life is a 19th Century prostitute who end up getting beaten to death by your alcoholic rapist boyfriend??...I actually said this out loud at a family gathering whilst they were all watching the said show...I was less popular than a sweating Gary Glitter in a branch of Mothercare after that outburst...