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    Mario Marconi
    MARIO MARCONI
    Age: 42
    From: Warrington
    Occupation: Former Tag Officer at the Home Office


    Mario is the boyfriend of Lisa, and one half of Big Brother's first couple entering the house. He's been instructed by Big Brother to convince other housemates that he is in fact dating Stephanie and not Lisa.

    Mario isn't Italian, and he isn't called Mario, he's called Sean. He pretends to be Italian because people say he looks like Sylvester Stallone. Yes, maybe Micheal thinks Mario looks like Sylvester Stallone.

    Mario and Lisa say they have sex at least once a day, lets see how they fit their routine in with living in the Big Brother house.

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    Mario is the first housemate to celebrate his birthday in the house, as he turned 43 today.

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    Default Re: Happy Birthday Mario!

    Old bastard.

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    Default Mario BBonks Lisa in house

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    BIG Bro lovers Marco Marconi and Lisa Appleton were saved from the chop after a red-hot night of sex in the house.

    The randy pair romped under the duvet as voters were sealing the evictees’ fate.

    Telly desperado Mario and girlfriend Lisa are the show’s *first-ever couple – with Mario telling producers: “Lisa and I have sex every day.”

    And show bosses had to wait less than two weeks for them to resume their bedroom antics in the house.

    At 3.18am on Thursday morning, cameras caught the pair cavorting under the covers as the rest of the housemates snoozed around them.

    Sources said the footage showed them bobbing up and down and making naughty noises.

    Mario, 43, and Lisa, 40, were banned from any hanky-panky during the opening week of the show as they had to pretend not to be a couple.

    But since the task ended, they have been inseparable all week.

    The pair have driven fans nuts with their antics – fondling one another, giving massages, kissing and canoodling.

    When Mario was given a private birthday party in the diary room on Monday they could barely hide their sexual frustrations, licking cream and chocolate off one another. Now it seems they have gone all the way.

    A source said: “They could be real BB bonkers! Fans will speculate what went on under the covers – there was a lot of bumping and grinding. Little was left to the imagination.”

    A show spokeswoman said: “We can't confirm or deny if Mario and Lisa had intercourse.

    “We don’t have cameras under the covers. It will be up to them to decide whether or not they want to reveal what went on when they come out.”

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    Are these the first housemates to have in-house sex?

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    Default Re: Mario BBonks Lisa in house

    Anthony was supposed to have shagged Makosi in the pool a couple of years ago. And didn't Jade suck that bald fella off?

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    Default Re: Mario BBonks Lisa in house

    Makosi was just a full on slapper. She'd lie about anything these days.

    And i think Jade did do that.

    also there was 'Chicken' Michelle and Stewart under the table.
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    MARIO has admitted pretending to be Stephine's lover made him "physically sick".

    he muscle-man, 43, hated being paired up with the 19-year-old blonde beauty - who was evicted last night - and blasted 'Big Brother' for giving them the task.

    He told Dennis, Luke and real girlfriend Lisa how producers had given him the challenge because they had "privileged information" on him although refused to say what it was.

    He also felt sympathy for Steph, adding: "I feel sorry for her. It can't have been nice for her."

    Meanwhile, the bodybuilder believes he and Lisa escaped eviction because he has fan clubs all over the world.

    He told Mikey "I know so many people throughout the country, throughout the world. We're talking fan clubs and everything."

    Dennis and Alexandra also backed up his claims, saying they heard people in the crowd chanting in support of the pair.

    Alexandra said: "When it was all silent, they screamed out: 'Go Mario and Lisa.'"


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    I wonder if Lisa took her tights off.
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    Mario claims Rex is using his cooking expertise to escape eviction.

    The self-dubbed Italian Stallion says the executive chef will try and get all his fellow housemates onside by preparing their meals as he's worried he could be the next up for the public vote following the eviction of potential love interest Stephanie.

    He said: "I tell you, he's cooking to win people's hearts and minds.

    "Lisa can cook, Sylvia can cook, Alex can cook, we can all cook. You don't get to 43 by relying on someone else, we're not kids."

    "There's no fool like an old fool."

    Mario - who was up for eviction along with girlfriend Lisa, Luke and Steph - says he's pleased it wasn't Luke who got the boot.

    He told Lisa: "He is such an innocent boy, he deserves a chance. And I admire him for standing up to his convictions not to swear and drink."

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    Default They've got horn again

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    LISA and Mario celebrated escaping eviction with a second steamy romp as their housemates slept nearby.

    The couple – who had to blow on brass instruments during a musical task – were seen pulling their duvet over their heads in the early hours of yesterday morning.

    Viewers saw a short burst of highly suggestive movements under the covers which left no doubt what was going on.

    Then Mario rolled over and his bare behind was seen poking out from under the sheets.

    A Big Brother source confirmed last night that even more was revealed to production staff monitoring the action from behind the scenes.

    A source said: “You could hear everything on their microphones and it was not an easy thing for staff to listen to.”

    Mario, 43, and Lisa, 40, had their first romp on Thursday morning after being reunited following the wedding task.

    It is not clear whether the other housemates witnessed the sex session.

    But next day they appeared even more isolated from their housemates. In a hushed chat in the living room, Sylvia told Jen she was finding it difficult to look Mario and Lisa in the eye.

    She whispered: “I physically can’t have a conversation with them...eurgh!”

    In another chat in the luxury bedroom, Darnell told Jen he couldn’t understand why viewers wouldn’t like Mario.

    Jen replied: “If they’d seen some of the things I’ve seen, they might not.”

    In the morning, an invigorated Mario raised eyebrows by announcing plans to take charge during future tasks.

    “I could run this place on my head, eyes shut, half asleep,” he said before promising to “up the ante” during the next task. 

    And it didn’t take long for him to cause a huge row – after Big Brother gave Darnell the job of leading housemates in a music task.

    The albino rapper was given the job of conducting a Big Brother Orchestra, with each housemate ordered to learn a different musical instrument for a performance of When The Saints Go Marching In.

    But Mario – who played the trumpet while Lisa got the trombone – enraged Darnell by challenging his decisions. 

    He said: “I am intervening because this is a task. I don’t want to have to eat crap food for another week.”

    Darnell hit back: “You’re a beast, man.  You do not want to go through things like this with me. I will make you look like a fool!”

    The other main topic of conversation yesterday was the “fan club” Mario claimed to have. But yesterday Jen asked Sylvia: “Do you honestly believe that? How can he have a fan club?”

    While Mario and Lisa have had the first Big Brother 9 bonk, other housemates are also beginning to get close.

    On Friday night Dale told Sylvia he had a thing for Jen, adding: “Everyone in the house knows how I feel.”

    And a drunk Rebecca shocked everyone by trying to climb in bed with Luke.

    “Our friendship has just expired,” she laughed.


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