Luke

[Earl]

LUKE MARSDEN
Age: 20
From: Wigan
Occupation: Student, part-time pro-wrestling announcer



This one's an oddball. Luke is studying politics at university, but his real interest is wrestling, he's a ring announcer and referee.

Unlike most students he doesn't drink or do drugs, and he always wears suits. Especially ones from Asda.

Unsurprisingly he's a Tory.

[Alpha]

Awesome.

he's straight-edge, just like CM Punk.

I like to see how far he goes.

[Ck]

He works in a pie shop in Wigan.

[Jericho]

He didn't eat all the pies, that's for sure.

Is he going to turn out to be a prude?

[Ck]

I hope so

[Jericho]

It would certainly add spice to the house, for some in fighting.

[Ck]

Yes, as long as it's not tittle tattle and tutting. I'm hoping for some proper outspokenness rather than some bitching in corners this year.

[Jericho]

Yes, in the immortal words of Harry Hill... FIGHT! The hidden bitchiness was so last year.

[Alpha]

I wonder if he has any wrestling gossip?

[Jericho]

LOL I wanna see if he talks about wrestling while in there.