"Aren't you a little sexy for a stormtrooper"

[Earl]

I've seen the UK Garrison at quite a few events over the years. They're a group of sci-fi enthusiasts who take great pride and enjoyment from re-creating costumes from the Star Wars universe, to very high standards and accuracy. The members wear their costumes at Star Wars events, or other publicity stunts, always donating their fee to a charity of their choice.

I always enjoy seeing the Garrison on my travels, the members take it pretty seriously and always remain in character at whatever event they're appearing. Arresting and searching fellow nerds as they queue to enter conventions and such, they seem to be still searching for those two droids that escaped them.

But I've never seen any stormtroopers like these before!

These young ladies are no ordinary geeks. They're raising the pulses of lightsaber wielding nerds in the US, but a spokesperson for the UK Garrison states that Femtroopers are definitely not permitted in the UK Garrison.

George Lucas Sues Over Stormtrooper Rights

The beginers guide to costuming.....

[Ck]

That's sexist?!!!!

[THE V0NZ]

They look ok with the costume on, but just imagine if you pulled one and when you got her out of it she had tits like Trinny Woodall's - you'd be gutted!

[Fenella]

They look ok with the costume on, but just imagine if you pulled one and when you got her out of it she had tits like Trinny Woodall's - you'd be gutted!

She wears nice clothes though, unlike the other one who has bigger boobs.

[Earl]

Found some more pictures. This ones a little more risqué. And there's a lady Mandalorian for your pleasure.

This one though, is totally fucking wrong.

[THE V0NZ]

She wears nice clothes though, unlike the other one who has bigger boobs.

Sorry - big jugs trump chic threads every time.



EDIT: I don't understand why she doesn't get them put right. I mean, they aren't big but they look quite floppy, so it must be a relatively easy job to get them to a natural looking B cup. She'd look gorgeous then. I don't think her willowy shape would suit anything bigger.

[Fenella]

Sorry - big jugs trump chic threads every time.



EDIT: I don't understand why she doesn't get them put right. I mean, they aren't big but they look quite floppy, so it must be a relatively easy job to get them to a natural looking B cup. She'd look gorgeous then. I don't think her willowy shape would suit anything bigger.

I expect she's trying to make a point. The point is that it's not what shape you are that counts, it's how you wear your clothes. After all, that programme has made her famous, and she's always telling other women that they don't need to change their shape, they just need to wear the right clothes, so she can hardly start having surgery to change her own shape.

Plus, she's probably not that bothered if you don't think she's gorgeous.

[THE V0NZ]

Plus, she's probably not that bothered if you don't think she's gorgeous.

On this topic I speak for all men everywhere.

[Fenella]

On this topic I speak for all men everywhere.

How do you know that then Vonz? Some men might like stylish women rather than just any old thing with big boobs.

[THE V0NZ]

How do you know that then Vonz? Some men might like stylish women rather than just any old thing with big boobs.

Perhaps, but I wasn't including homosexuals.

Anyway I didn't say she should have big boobs - just boobs.