"Aren't you a little sexy for a stormtrooper"

[timey]

Perhaps, but I wasn't including homosexuals.

Anyway I didn't say she should have big boobs - just boobs.

I like your style Vonz.

[adi]

Brings a whole new meaning to plastic boobs.

[Fenella]

Perhaps, but I wasn't including homosexuals.

Anyway I didn't say she should have big boobs - just boobs.

She can't have boobs, she has to represent flat-chested women, otherwise she'll be seen as a fraud.

[THE V0NZ]

She can't have boobs, she has to represent flat-chested women, otherwise she'll be seen as a fraud.

I think it's tragic that an otherwise attractive, intelligent, sassy woman should deny herself a decent amount of tittage on principle.

I bet she hardly gets any - poor cow.



EDIT: I mean, even I wouldn't, and I'm not fussy. Now her mate - that's more like it!

[Fenella]

I think it's tragic that an otherwise attractive, intelligent, sassy woman should deny herself a decent amount of tittage on principle.

I bet she hardly gets any - poor cow.



EDIT: I mean, even I wouldn't, and I'm not fussy. Now her mate - that's more like it!

Yes but if she did have boobs they'd be false ones, and they're not very nice. Well I don't think they are. Wouldn't it bother you if you knew her boobs were made of silicone or whatever it is they use these days?

[THE V0NZ]

Yes but if she did have boobs they'd be false ones, and they're not very nice. Well I don't think they are. Wouldn't it bother you if you knew her boobs were made of silicone or whatever it is they use these days?

No, not at all.

I'm led to believe they are a little harder to the touch than the genuine article, but they couldn't be any worse than the freak show her real ones are.


And if she could be who I wanted
If she could be who I wanted,
All the time, all the time, ohhh... ohh...

[Fenella]

Crikey Vonz, you're really not fussy are you? Maybe you should just get a blow-up doll and have done with real women altogether.

[anancientrace]

Storm Troopers or Chastity Asteroid Belts? Boy going on a date with death star Ms West with a bunch of flowers and if you get lucky - a tin opener and or crow bar.

Mae - the force (hang on - think I got it) - be with you (in a sec - as soon as I catch my breath) See you on the dark side!

[THE V0NZ]

Crikey Vonz, you're really not fussy are you? Maybe you should just get a blow-up doll and have done with real women altogether.

Well, we have a good laugh on here, but I suppose you're no more a 'real woman' to me than a blow-up doll would be.

Still, at least I don't have to wash you out in the morning.

[Fenella]

Well, we have a good laugh on here, but I suppose you're no more a 'real woman' to me than a blow-up doll would be.

Still, at least I don't have to wash you out in the morning.

I wasn't referring to myself, although I'm real enough. You know very well that you've got no chance with anyone on this forum anyway.

I meant the old tarts you meet down the social club, although maybe a blow-up doll is preferable to them.