Pervert Bites Off Own Cock

[Earl]

A convicted sex offender in New York has been found naked and bloody with the end of his knob in his mouth, not where it should be.

Sex Offender Bites Off Own Penis | The Morningstarr*

When asked how he did it police a spokesman said:

“How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind”

Well here's how the monkey did it!

Spoiler:

I reckon the fucker trapped a nerve in his neck, and his jaw clamped shut! Ouch!

[jools182]

that picture is so fucking wrong

pass me the eye bleach

[timey]

Sure it wasn't done to him rather than he did it himself?

[Delboy]

fork me I tried to give meself a blow job once nearly poked me eye out

[FreeBBC]

A convicted sex offender in New York has been found naked and bloody with the end of his knob in his mouth, not where it should be.

Sex Offender Bites Off Own Penis | The Morningstarr*

When asked how he did it police a spokesman said:

“How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind”

Well here's how the monkey did it!

all because he humped a 13 year old.

Spoiler:

i can do it too. no joke

[Earl]

You shouldn't even be in this section.

[karnautrahl]

Don't see the issue with him giving hisself a blowjob-most blokes just use their hand rather than their gob.

Stupid bugger biting it off.

I ain't commenting on the fact he's actually a convicted criminal cos that's irrelevent to this particular story. Fucking amazing trick actually.

[lohi1]

i can do it too. no joke

Pics, or it didn't happen.

[FreeBBC]

Pics, or it didn't happen.

im underage

[lohi1]

So why advertise?