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    I suppose at least it's squishy. It could be a lot worse, travel iron porn for example.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ck View Post
    I suppose at least it's squishy. It could be a lot worse, travel iron porn for example.

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    You're too young to know about stuff like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutchybee View Post
    Porn girl: Hello, what would you like me to do today?
    Photographer: Well.... you see that dead octopus over there?
    Porn girl: Yes
    Photographer: Can you stick a few of the tentacles in your fanny and up your bum?
    Porn girl: WTF?!!
    then to finish, stick it's head up your arse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ck View Post
    You're too young to know about stuff like that
    Blame the teachers!

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    Mmmm... tentacles...

    Well atleast they aren't playing with shit...
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    flipping heck Mr M
    you're going to get us arrested with your filth

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    I bet Carrie Canyon could fit the whole thing in.
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    not my thing at all but it reminded me the old joke of serving an Octopus instead of turkey at Xmas dinner.

    Everyone gets a leg!

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