Putin To Marry Young Gymnast

[Earl]

Vladimir Putin has dumped his wife in favour of a younger, more flexible model.

Putin To Marry Gymnast | The Morningstarr*

[Alpha]

Is that a wise thing to do when he's President of Russia?

[Earl]

Well he can do almost whatever he wants, he's President!

But he's quitting soon so he must plan on having more time on his hands for testing how flexible Alina really is.

[Earl]

Putin's denying the whole thing, and the Italian Prime Minister has implied that the journalist asking questions about Putin's marriage may be about to meet a sudden end!

Vladamir Putin Update | The Morningstarr*

[timey]

You better go into hiding Mr M. And don't eat in any restaurants for a while.

[Alpha]

Watch out for glowing.

[Earl]

You better go into hiding Mr M. And don't eat in any restaurants for a while.

I think I'll piss off to Jordan for a week.

[Ck]

Good idea, you'll be safe there.

[Ernest Rants]

Good idea, you'll be safe there.

is he going to hide under her whammers?

[Alpha]

Hahaha, Ern.