Heather Mills Nude

[Alexisonfire]

They're like a couple of dinner plates....

Not something I'm averse to,though....

[thedelboy]

I would not touch her with a barge pole Well maybe if I was on me last legs (scuse the pun)I would have to check her price first cos I cant afford £24 mill

[Chippychap]

That's not a bush, more like a shrub.
To trim it would need a strimmer, or a drunken goat.

[Melfi]

Strange boobs.

[Chippychap]

Strange boobs.

How rude, that's why I only included a headshot..

[Melfi]

How rude, that's why I only included a headshot..

It was a bit was'nt it? I've got my catty head on today.

They are fecking strange anyway, her right nip looks like it's been transplanted on, they dont match. I know thats very common in women but if I was one of the unlucky ones I would'nt be pursuing a career in tw&t mags.

MEEEEOOOOWWWWWW!

[Chippychap]

ALSO, sitting like that with your slug-trap on show would keep the bluebottles off your cornet.

[syl1]

I'me shocked. I have never seen her in a pose like that. How unladylike.
Are you sure her head has'nt been superimposed on someone elses body? They look like the nipples of a milk provider, to me.

[thedelboy]

I'me shocked. I have never seen her in a pose like that. How unladylike.
Are you sure her head has'nt been superimposed on someone elses body? They look like the nipples of a milk provider, to me.

Miss Mills has been in Italian porn well before she married Paul she lost a case against a newspaper regarding that fact

[Alexisonfire]

That's not a bush, more like a shrub.
To trim it would need a strimmer, or a drunken goat.

I thought it was rather well kept,myself,Chippy.

Not a lot of pruning required,methinks...