Heather Mills Nude

[Earl]

Two legs? Rubbish!

[Snapper]

Is it me or is one of her nipples the size of an archery target?

[Earl]

Well spotted.

[Snapper]

Bet if you twiddle it you would have no problems getting channel five!

[Chippychap]

That picture of Heather reminds me, must buy a piece of cheese for me mousetrap.

When the McCartneys split up it knackered my "what's got three legs and lives on a farm?" joke

[Earl]

What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?

[Gemo52]

That picture of Heather reminds me, must buy a piece of cheese for me mousetrap.

When the McCartneys split up it knackered my "what's got three legs and lives on a farm?" joke

You could replace it with one about Macca not going down on one knee again.

[thedelboy]

just a rumour but Brighton shoe shops have had a lot of right foot shoes being nicked! and did you see the size of her beaver I swear it kept winking at me

[Alexisonfire]

Heather Mills Naked Photoshoot | The Morningstarr*

A new photo of Heather Mills has been released by The News Of The World, we've all seen her beaver before, but who's ever seen her naked stump?

Here's the old shot of her early glamour days.

Trim bush......

Way to go,Heather.....

[Earl]

And she's got beefburger nipples.