Paul Gascoigne — thick as pig shit

[Earl]

Gazza is in the news again, for revealing that he thought bacon came from sheep, 27 years ago.

“I was a daft teenager and we stayed at this proper posh hotel. I fancied a bacon sandwich, but they said, ‘Oh sorry we don’t have bacon’.

“I said, ‘No bacon? All the sheep in this country and you don’t have any?’

Ewe silly sausage Gazza! | The Sun |News

[Ben]

My Favorite was when he turned up to try to help Raol Moat with a fishing rod, some beers and a kfc bucket.

[slaphead666]

Fucked in t'head