Cheryl Cole's Tits

[Earl]

Cheryl Cole was out and about the other night, and everyone got a good look at her.

[Earl]

I don't know who that gay fellow is.

[syl1]

Lovely dress. She should lose the OH though.

[Earl]

The other half of the dress you mean?

[syl1]

The other half of the dress you mean?

No silly, she would be naked, and you would'nt like that, would you.

[Hutchybee]

No silly, she would be naked, and you would'nt like that, would you.

Judging by the lumps and bumps under that dress, there would be nothing to see anyway..... Which neatly brings me onto the subject of Mel B! If she were to wear a dress like that..............!

[Earl]

Watch this and calm down.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwjJdwaxyIg"]YouTube - Bo' Selecta - Mel B's cellulite![/ame]

[Hutchybee]

That is blaspemy!

[Earl]

It's too early for your Mel B dose, you need bringing back down to Earth for a bit.

We don't want you rampaging around over excited.

[Hutchybee]

That geezer needs a good battering. How can he disrespect the fine specimen of female womanlyness that is Melanie Brown? She is the the antithesis of his hideous portrayal, the absolute zenith of womanly womanlyness..... I bow down to her bosomly powers...