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    Sounds like Marc Almond to me.

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    So, was it a baby bigfoot or a teletubby?


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    A tokoloshe!

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    I heard Marc Almond got frisky with a piggy.

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    they gave her vagina cleansing tablets
    what are they?

    like milton tablets?


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    Probably.

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    its probably just a virus going round making them collapse and shit

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    A virus? You expect us to believe it's a virus? Ever seen one?

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    haha. many people believe in the power of virus. legend has it virus is a creature so scary it would make your sphincter melt and drip down your legs at the sheer sound of its tony hadley like voice.

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