The Ark of the Covenant Is In Ethiopia

[Earl]

According to the patriarch of the Orthodox Church of Ethiopia.

Hark! Where's the Bible Ark?

Let's hope he's bullshitting. Legend has it the Ark will be revealed to man at the beginning of the End of Days.

[timey]

Nah, it's not. It's in a box in a warehouse in America somewhere.

[Zombie Mastermind]

[timey]

That's the bit I always look forward to every time I watch it.

[Zombie Mastermind]

Bloody scary!

[satanicdinosaurs]

The Ark of the Covenant is now 2 Arcs, because there was such a high demand for the first one Enlil made a second one to mess with the mortals.

[satanicdinosaurs]

There was a special a while back on the History Channel about the possible location of the Arc of the Covenant.

[timey]

Another thing I really don't think exists - like the Holy Grail.

[satanicdinosaurs]

Another nice artifact supposedly inside the Arc is the staff of Aaron, Moses' brother, it is a stick with a snake carved in it. the myth goes the vine and leaves growing off it are eternally green. cool right?

[timey]

yeah, but people can make up any old shit. The Lord of the Rings is cool too.