The Ark of the Covenant Is In Ethiopia

**satanicdinosaurs** · 03-07-2009, 22:29

The Holy Grail does exist. In the Vatican's basement, or beneath the Louvre. It is Mary Magdalene, according to Dan Brown and certain archaeological documents relation with the Knights Templar.

**timey** · 03-07-2009, 22:31

Originally Posted by satanicdinosaurs

The Holy Grail does exist. In the Vatican's basement, or beneath the Louvre. It is Mary Magdalene, according to Dan Brown and certain archaeological documents relation with the Knights Templar.

Err, that's not real. No-one has ever found the Holy grail. there are theories, but nothing proven.

**satanicdinosaurs** · 06-07-2009, 09:07

Well, since you don't like the dead magdalene as a Grail, we could talk about actual cups that are grails. Maybe if you decided to bless one if would be Holy, and then you would have one, just as good as the one in the myths. Christ would dig. Jesus was a Satanist.

**timey** · 06-07-2009, 12:21

'A' holy grail is not 'the' Holy Grail though, is it?

**mimseycal** · 06-07-2009, 12:23

I thought the Holy Grail was Mary's womb ...

**timey** · 06-07-2009, 12:30

Eh? I thought it was the cup that Jesus drank from at the last supper?

**mimseycal** · 06-07-2009, 14:21

Oh ... you mean THAT Holy Grail? That got smashed when they did the washing up after the meal. The kitchen maid had her wages docked and then there was a bit of an uproar because it seems that it wasn't the kitchen maid that was responsible after all.

Anyway her dad came to the office and then he brought her uncle and her cousin as back-up and ...

The long and the short of it ... that cup is long gone!