Michael Jackson Faked Death To Escape With Aliens
Sounds completely plausible to me. The oddball faked his own death and escaped off planet in a UFO with extra-terrestrial moonwalking fans.
UFO Spotted Above Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch | The Morningstarr*
Re: Michael Jackson Faked Death To Escape With Aliens
Orbis non sufficit
'I'd sit alone and watch your light,
My only friend through teenage nights,
And everything I had to know, I heard it on my radio'
Re: Michael Jackson Faked Death To Escape With Aliens
The resulting spike in his music sales would have helped out his massive debt.
It's probably just a matter of time before he's spotted by somebody in Arizona playing hacky sack with Elvis, Jim Morrison and Sasquatch.
Remember the group that thought he was the Messiah?
Re: Michael Jackson Faked Death To Escape With Aliens
I knew it was a hoax, I just knew it.Originally Posted by Mr Morningstarr*
-
Re: Michael Jackson Faked Death To Escape With Aliens
I especially like the idea that Uri Geller and David Blaine are involved in the conspiracy.
Re: Michael Jackson Faked Death To Escape With Aliens
Yeah they spoke to Geller the other day on breakfast TV - the nutjob.
-
Re: Michael Jackson Faked Death To Escape With Aliens
He's a right fucking bender.
Re: Michael Jackson Faked Death To Escape With Aliens
He was everywhere once the news of Mike's 'death' broke out.
Orbis non sufficit
'I'd sit alone and watch your light,
My only friend through teenage nights,
And everything I had to know, I heard it on my radio'
Re: Michael Jackson Faked Death To Escape With Aliens
I reckon Elton John's in on it too.
It's odd how he gets' in there with a tribute song before some of these celebs are even cold.
Re: Michael Jackson Faked Death To Escape With Aliens
-
Posting Permissions
LinkBack URL
About LinkBacks
Reply With Quote
Bookmarks