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Ck · 10-10-2006, 17:48

Or he would have if he he hadn't dropped dead !!!!

Another Morningstarr* exclusive.

A workmate of mine attented a Probe international seminar on saturday 7th October. Where amongst other guest speakers This man - Dean Warwick was about to reveal who assasinated JF Kennedy, why the twin towers didn't collapsed due to being hit by planes and biggest of all, he was about to reveal the ANTI CHRIST!!!!

Dean Warwick took to the stage, now aged 62 he introduced himself as a swimming champion that held an unbeaten record, he trained olympic swimmers, he went on to be some sort of engineer and then to work for the Government.

He went on to stack eight baked bean cans, asked a member from the audience to come up on stage and removed the bottom can whilst a highly accurate timer recorded how long the cans took to fall. 1.8 seconds. From this he used a mathamatical calculation to prove that there was no way that the twin towers could have ever possibly collapsed so quickly from just being hit by a plane, even if that plane went on to expolde.

Then........ just as he went on to talk about Kennedy, he started to gasp for breath, he held onto a table in front of him and he said, "just give me a moment" then he collapsed dead!!!!!!!!

People on hand rushed on stage and attempted mouth to mouth, then the paramedics turned up and did that thing with the electric shock machines, they asked several times for people to leave the building but as my workmate said, macabre as it was, she just couldn't move for pure fascination.

This is a true story - See here! for another report of the incident, although it isn't as good as the one I heard 'cos she was actually there!

How cool is that!!!!

Gemo52 · 10-10-2006, 17:55

F**king hell. I bluddy knew Dean Warwick.

Maybe now the dissused church that he uses as a scrapyard will be cleared now. It was an eyesore in the centre of our town.

Ck · 10-10-2006, 17:55

Another link. Clickity.

Ck · 10-10-2006, 17:56

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Originally Posted by Gemo52

F**king hell. I bluddy know Dean Warwick.

He's not a mate, thank god.

You know him!!!

What do you know?

Gemo52 · 10-10-2006, 18:00

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Originally Posted by Ck

You know him!!!

What do you know?

He was a nutter, so was his wife.

He was constantly fighting the councel and his neighbours. He had a ban from driving.

Alpha · 10-10-2006, 18:02

the name sounds familier

Ck · 10-10-2006, 18:06

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Originally Posted by Gemo52

He was a nutter, so was his wife.

He was constantly fighting the councel and his neighbours. He had a ban from driving.

I'm sorry, but when she told me what had happened I couldn't stop laughing. I thought it was just one big set up 'cos really he knew F all.

Can you find out if he really is dead?

Ck · 10-10-2006, 18:07

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Originally Posted by Alpha

the name sounds familier

Not thinking of Dionne Warwick like I was were you?

Gemo52 · 10-10-2006, 18:07

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Originally Posted by Ck

I'm sorry, but when she told me what had happened I couldn't stop laughing. I thought it was just one big set up 'cos really he knew F all.

Can you find out if he really is dead?

Not until Thursday when the local paper comes out, unless there's any signs outside his house.