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Default Man Gets Penis Stuck In Shop Assistant

What the fuck's a "vaginal cramp"?

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Old 08-05-2009, 18:56   #2 (permalink)
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That is a more common occurrence than you might think.
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Getting stuck up a woman in the bogs?
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sounds quite good
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she kept her job just goes to show it pays to be dillygent !
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vaginal cramp is like a bloke getting Blue balled
a muscle cramp basically
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I remember when I was a kid, and dogs roamed freely. Manys the time me mam threw a bucket of water over a dog and a bitch who had become "stuck" I dont think she ever explained that the bitch had "vaginal cramp" though.
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just heard Vaginal cramp is when the female is being greedy
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