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you look like a sex starved very dumped boyfriend, enjoy single life old man!

And you look like Gandalf!

Tee-hee.

not really, she dresses in qvc clothes only! my dad is more like me, he's a hell's angel! so we are similar, im going to learn to ride a bike, zm is not happy with that

Originally Posted by Mrs Mastermind

my dad had sex with a pig, and then i was born, but they divorced and im forced to live with her now, luckily i take after my dad and not that swine.

I take it you don't get on with your mum, Mrs M

my dad had sex with a pig, and then i was born, but they divorced and im forced to live with her now, luckily i take after my dad and not that swine.

Originally Posted by Mr Morningstarr*

You're gonna get Micky excited!!!!!!

He did lol.

Originally Posted by Mr Morningstarr*

40 year old Patricia Newman from Great Wakering in Essex admitted in court that she had trained her dog for sex.

Wife In Jail For Sex With Dog | The Morningstarr*

She now faces prison, along with her husband Timothy on child porn charges. Dirty rascals.

Mr Newman admitted in court to secretly filming and photographing up unsuspecting girls skirts.


How do you " secretly " film up girl's skirts....?

That camera is a bit of a giveaway,surely....

You're gonna get Micky excited!!!!!!

Yeah but that's the same paper that called this woman a "leggy stunner" more than once.

The Sun reckons she's "tubby".