White dog poo

**Earl** · 04-08-2006, 18:12

Anyone know what makes it white, and why you don't see so much of it these days?

I spotted one earlier.

**Alpha** · 04-08-2006, 18:21

perhaps they've been out in the sun and it's all dried up.

**Earl** · 04-08-2006, 18:25

Nah, you used to see loads of white ones. Not anymore.

It's got to be something a bit more interesting than that. I reckon it was an effect of radiation emitted from old fashioned colour televisions.

**Alpha** · 04-08-2006, 18:31

a little google will help.
http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...=white+dog+poo

did you know, the white dog poo discussion is one of the WORST phone in subjects!! ever!!!!

**Earl** · 04-08-2006, 18:37

Nothing conclusive so far; diet, bile?

Maybe it was the same people who make corn circles spray painting them white, and they don't do it anymore because their arms fell off?

**SFB** · 04-08-2006, 19:10

It must be a UK thing M, I remember seeing them there, but never here.

**Victor29** · 04-08-2006, 20:00

Giving your dog too many milky bars might do it?

Or maybe it's not dog poo, but poo left by some alien beings in the dead of night?

Or maybe not even poo but some secret stuff that causes you to do weird things if you step in it?

**Earl** · 04-08-2006, 20:16

Could be lycanthrope poo.

When I was a kid the local moron either did, or gave a very convincing illusion of eating one. Dirty bastard!

**Victor29** · 04-08-2006, 20:21

Ooh, do you get many lycanthropes round your way then?

**Earl** · 05-08-2006, 01:08

We get allsorts, it's like Sunnydale around here. Home of the serial killer!

They didn't choose to film The League of Gentlemen in this area for nothing.