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Old 17-03-2008, 23:21   #1 (permalink)
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Default It's Like Nailing Jelly To A Wall......

Ever heard this expression? If something is frustrating it's said to be like "nailing jelly to a wall". Well how frustrating is that? Let's find out!

First, to limit frustration I advise you assemble all tools and materials you think you will need. Top of the list is jelly, then hammer and nails and of course a wall. But I've thrown in a few extras too, moulds, gelatin and wood glue.

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I'll not go through the fine detail of how to make jelly, in true Blue Peter style I had one of my minions make them earlier. First up was a regular bog standard red flavour jelly made to the manufacturers instructions and it came in a smashing butterfly mould. We were already off to a bad start though, the stupid thing wouldn't even leave the mould!

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So that was jelly number one down the shitter already, there was a slight sense of frustration. Moving on to jelly number two, another bog standard red flavour jelly, this time in the shape of a train. After placing the mould in hot water the jelly wriggled out like a slippery eel and was ready for nailing!

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As you can see, it takes three to hold the blasted thing, nail it and take a photo. This is quite clearly an impossible task for one man, but even working as a team the results speak for themselves.

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The jelly splatted to the ground before we could even take a picture. Continuing in this direction was sure to lead to real frustration, so a change of strategy was required.

Step up jelly number three.

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Jelly number three was reinforced with enough gelatin to make three pints of jelly, and was the shape of a teddy. As you can see nailing the bugger to the wall was a doddle even for one man, frustrating my arse!

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However, we didn't stop there. Jelly number four was loaded with wood glue, the strongest glue around and made from the collagen of dead animals.

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jelly

The initial result was a success, barely any frustration whatsoever. Sadly though within a matter of minutes the jelly tumbled.

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Jelly number three is still in position, and I will give you an update in the morning to see if it lasts overnight. Loading your jelly with gelatin is a proven success to eliminating frustration when nailing a jelly to the wall. Factual fact.

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Of course, an even more simple and easier answer is to just nail the fucker whilst it's still in it's packet!

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Old 17-03-2008, 23:28   #2 (permalink)
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Excellent testing and reporting!
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Classic!!
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Absolute quality!!!!
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Have you got a Jesus Christ shaped mould? That would be very topical don't you think.
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Do you know where to get one?
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Another gap in the market!
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Get your Jesus jelly moulds here and recreate the crucifixion for yourselves.
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