A story / Social experiment

[Alpha]

I'm female and i thought she said she wanted to be eight again, as in age.

[timey]

Yep. You're supposed to think that, but only men are fooled by it, apparently.

[A_B]

Yep. You're supposed to think that, but only men are fooled by it, apparently.

My husband thought age as well.

[timey]

Well, the way she said it suggested age.

[Earl]

It's just another female "test".

[timey]

A crap one.

[lohi1]

Maybe out of a cosmopolitan?

[Hutchybee]

I guessed it correctly. If it had been my wife I would have done the right thing.

Sewn her fucking mouth shut and got her a colonic irrigation the fat cow.

She'd be back to size eight in no time.

Quality!