Is Google bigger than God?

[Ck]

Back in the oldie days many people used to turn to God for answers, now they have google.

There is even a Church of Google where you can find Nine proofs that prove google is the closest thing to a God that humans have ever directly experienced.

Nine Proofs

[timey]

Of course not, God doesn't exist.

[Alpha]

Of course not, God doesn't exist.

Quite right.

[anancientrace]

Of course not, God doesn't exist.

But he does - well he thinks he does.

Chelsea got rid of him and look what happened today!
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Plenty of city bosses = Yes test spy - Bloc Info

[Ck]

Google definitely exists! And it's answered my questions, prayers too if you count those hard to find nick nacks I've bought from ebay.

[FreeBBC]

Google definitely exists! And it's answered my questions, prayers too if you count those hard to find nick nacks I've bought from ebay.

whats ur ebay account

[Ck]

whats ur ebay account

I'm not telling you that

[Jobless Oddball]

Of course not, God doesn't exist.

Prove it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Earl]

Exist: Have objective reality and being.

God doesn't fill these criteria therefore he doesn't exist.

[anancientrace]

Of course not, God doesn't exist.

I still chuckle at that joke that has God consoling a sinner outside a very fundamentlist church - whose leaders will not let the sinner worship there.

God says "You're crying - I am not allowed in there either!"