Do you have smoke alarms?

[Ernest Rants]

Had em in the UK, but there's nothing in this house that's inflammable, so no, not here.

whats everything made of? Asbestos!

[timey]

He obviously has no furniture at all. Doesn't surprise me.

[SFB]

He obviously has no furniture at all. Doesn't surprise me.

Should I report your post as unnecessarily rude, or simply tell you to stop being unnecessarily rude here?

I'll plump for the latter.

[SFB]

So that's not a personal remark in your opinion son?

Let's see a warning addressed to Timey about posting rights?

Or is it one rule for some and another for others?

[A_B]

He obviously has no furniture at all. Doesn't surprise me.

Hehe

I was wondering about the kitchen, surely you have stuff in there that could cause a fire?

[Earl]

So that's not a personal remark in your opinion son?

Let's see a warning addressed to Timey about posting rights?

Or is it one rule for some and another for others?

If you have no inflammable material in your house it seems fair to assume you have no furniture. Unless you'd like to explain otherwise?

[timey]

I shouldn't have added the second remark but what's sauce for the goose ...

I'm still wondering what he sits on though.

[Ck]

a bidet

[A_B]

a bidet

[timey]

a bidet