*Top Tips*

[Earl]

Go to work on an egg.

Anymore from anyone?

[TheMob]

Always take a dump at work. It saves buying bog roll and you get paid to do it.

[Ck]

Have orange juice with your vodka, it's counted as a daily portion.

[Dave Bacon]

Never eat yellow snow.

Someone had to say it

[SFB]

Go to work on an egg.

I tried that once, bloody thing broke!

[A_B]

Save on toilet roll - eat more eggs.

[SFB]

Think more than twice before you get a tattoo!
Tattoo Remover video

[timey]

Save on toilet roll - eat more eggs.

That's very good.

[Earl]

Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your own home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in.

[Major Starbold]

Save on toilet rolls, use both sides.