*Top Tips*

[Earl]

Or shit in the shower.

[Ernest Rants]

or shit in £240 night hotel

[Ck]

dirty boys

[mimseycal]

When you groom your pet, save the fur ... you can spin it and knit yourself a jumper for winter thereby saving on the heating bill

[Yankee]

Men and their bathroom humor!

Anyway...save the rubberbands from the Sunday paper and paperclips from the "office" ...the wishbone from your turkey dinner....and make weapons of measly destruction.
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[Hutchybee]

Save on teabags by sewing two lines of thread down the middle of a bag and then cut between the lines... 2 for the price of 1

[Yankee]

When you groom your pet, save the fur ... you can spin it and knit yourself a jumper for winter thereby saving on the heating bill

You know, Mims...people really do that!!!

[Ck]

Save on teabags by sewing two lines of thread down the middle of a bag and then cut between the lines... 2 for the price of 1

You still finding use for your new toy?

[Major Starbold]

or shit in £240 night hotel

£245 per night.

[Chippychap]

Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your own home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in.

And remember, no running, jumping or heavy petting.

People in glass houses should get undressed in the dark.