Post of the Day

[THE V0NZ]

He was OK on Britain's got talent - maybe he should stick to that kind of thing!

No he wasn't - I couldn't watch that show because of him, the smug chinless wanker!

He can fuck off!

THE BASTARD FACED CUNT!

[Ck]

Very well deserved there VONZ.

[Fenella]

Don't I get any credit for inspiring it?

[SFB]

Post of the day apparently requires the following words included to be acceptable?

Wanker!

(With exclamation mark)

Fuck.

BASTARD & CUNT!

(In caps)

I'd like to know for future reference please?

[THE V0NZ]

Well, really I'm so shocked and flattered - almost lost for words infact!

I haven't had a chance prepare anything, so in no particular order I'd like to thank my wife and kids for their abudant and unconditional love, my English teacher Mr. Lawrence for his patience and encouragement, Chris Donald for Viz, a constant source of mirth and inspiration (though it's not a funny as it used to be), Mr. M* for this cracking board, which allows me to be me, my fellow board members for the threads and posts that move me to reply, and lastly Piers Morgan, for being such a complete fucking knobjockey.

I must go now - I'm filling up - thank you all!

[SFB]

Now that's amusing!

Just wondering if I missed out on 'abudant' love?
Is it kinky?

[Ck]

hahahahahahaha he said knobjockey

[SFB]

hahahahahahaha he said knobjockey

fucking knobjockey.

[FreeBBC]

just stop swearing or i infract u

[nikii]

Shut the fuck up chris! Turn yours to off swearing then!