What to do with dog shit in the street.

[blackdahlia]

Carry a childs dummy and a plastic spoon on your walkies.

Push dummy in dog shit ,place plastic spoon next to it and wait for mommies to amble by with young kids in tow.Should provide lots of entertainment for those witnessing the scene

That'll teach filthy moms who litter the park with their used nappies that the poor dogs find frequently by picnic areas.

A dog knows no better but the effin moms do,elbowrs.

[AzH]

Or step over it, tutting.

[blackdahlia]

Originally Posted by AzH

Or step over it, tutting.

You're to kind for this world

I can tell that you are the quiet type

[AzH]

I just don't like playing around in shit. Some guys do, each to their own.

[blackdahlia]

Originally Posted by AzH

I just don't like playing around in shit. Some guys do, each to their own.

I know what you mean.
I have never been keen on anal activities myself,disgusting habit in my opinion.

[blackdahlia]

Originally Posted by AzH

Or step over it, tutting.

Where's the enjoyment in tut tutting ?

[AzH]

Originally Posted by blackdahlia

Where's the enjoyment in tut tutting ?

Have you tried it? It's total enjoyment.

[blackdahlia]

Originally Posted by AzH

Have you tried it? It's total enjoyment.

I've tried rut rutting in the street but never tut tutting.

[Ck]

We need proper shit patrols. It's no good sticking those fine signs up if no-ones going to do anything about it. That'd be a good job for someone that would!

[Autumn_Breeze]

We always pick our dog pooh up, but I think we're a dying breed of dog pooh picker uppers. The towns are extremely clean because they have people employed to do it, but the smaller villages are caked in the stuff.