what does morning wood means?

[FreeBBC]

anyone know the answer?

[Nic]

It's wood you buy when you're in mourning for the passing of a person.

[CambCelt]

No, it's wood that is collected early in the morning, just after dawn.

Many lumberjacks get 'morning wood' to give to their wives (e.g: for cooking meals using a wood stove during the day and evening).

[Nic]

You must be right Camb, cos Freeby already told me I was wrong.

[CambCelt]

Sometimes, morning wood doesn't appear and the wife is upset. A scenario:

Wife: "You've not got wood this morning. Why is that ?"

Lumberjack: "Bloody hell woman, me and the boys had a skinfull last night. I'm buggered. You won't be seeing wood for a while."

[Nic]

How will she perfom her daily tasks if she doesnt get her morning wood? She wont be able to put tea on the table.

[CambCelt]

How will she perfom her daily tasks if she doesnt get her morning wood? She wont be able to put tea on the table.

Indeed.

A dire state of affairs.

She might have to get wood from elsewhere.

[Nic]

Indeed.

A dire state of affairs.

She might have to get wood from elsewhere.

You couldnt blame her. Her husband would have to forgive and forget if it was his fault her wood did not arrive

[timey]

You guys.

[Delboy]

as long as she does not use my morning wood for anything else than buns for the oven!