Why do we sneeze?

[Earl]

I sneeze all the fucking time. Anyone else sneeze a lot?

I must be allergic to everything.

[timey]

I get sneezing fits every now and then. Down to dust and such like I think.

[Earl]

I sneeze first thing in the morning. Do you think it could be dust mites?

[Ck]

You could be allergic to Noddy

[Earl]

Poppycock.

[Ck]

You'd never get a job as a sniper

[timey]

I sneeze first thing in the morning. Do you think it could be dust mites?

Not sure but with me it's just my nose clearing itself out first thing.

[Yankee]

Ice cream makes me sneeze.

[Earl]

That could be messy.

[Delboy]

Did you know sneezing is a sign of contamination in the air???