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    I just copied this from Facebook... Some women decided to discuss the size of their vagina after a bloke wrote the below in his status... LOOOLL!

    Spooky Bizzle FIND ME A CHICK WHO AINT PUSHED A YUTE OUT OF HER PUSSY AND ILL BE 1 HAPPY MUTHA FUCKA. Status For Hire™


    Emma Louise Holloway
    A yute? wat u mean


    Sarah Ball
    i ant lol

    Suzanne Odonnell
    A baby he means. lol

    Emma Louise Holloway
    Lol thanx suzanne

    Emma Rachel
    lol its true.. nuff gyals r pushin yutes out.
    its like breeding is a fashion now.
    not me doee

    Emma Mim Whysall
    u dnt av 2 push out nuttin 2 b a mummy.. C-section is the key to stay tight lol

    Mesha Mclean
    Not all girls are the sme

    Sjp Jean-Pierre
    N whas sooo wrng wid mumz?
    Breedin ya kno! Wtf!

    Sjp Jean-Pierre
    Tru storiez...

    Emma Mim Whysall
    lol calm down laila, im taking the piss.

    His statuses r always messed up so u gota av a sense of humour or jus stay quiet!

    Laila Ahmed
    WTF R U GALZ ON? UR ALL GOIN ON LYK 2 SAY PUSHING OUT A BABY 4RM UR DOG DAMN PUSSY IS A DIRTY TING. HOLD UP WEN UR MAMMA PUSHED U OUT HER PUSSY DID SHE SIT DER N FINK DAT HER PUSSY AINT GONA B TITE NE MORE OR FINK FUK DIS IM GOIN 4 A C-SECTION!

    Laila Ahmed
    HOW ABT U STAY FUCKIN QUIET U FOOL

    Emma Mim Whysall
    loool touchy touchy laila.
    I obviously wear t-shirts tighter than ur pussy coz ur flaring up and getting all sensitive and shit.

    And as 4 me thinking bout what my mummy went thru.. Nah nah nah id rather not think about my mummys pussy, u understand what im saying!
    Lol

    Laila Ahmed
    UR GOIN ON LYK U'VE BIN UP MA PUSSY!

    Emma Mim Whysall
    loool by the way ur reacting, id probley get lost.. Its all good.. I have a tom tom

    Laila Ahmed
    LOOOOL MY PUSSY IS A 1 WAY SYSTEM!

    Laura Lou
    lmao

    Laura Bigbum Jayne
    loooooool

    Laila Ahmed
    U DA 1 GOIN ON ABT MY PUSSY! I DNT NEED 2 XPLAIN NUFIN 2 U! U AINT NO1 2 ME.

    Emma Mim Whysall
    no need to explain urself 2 me.

    So ur saying ur pussy is a one way system!

    Whats that mean? They enter and they get lost in the space? Oh okay!.. See more

    Each 2 there own i suppose!

    Maybe u need 2 start sleeping with a man where u dont wear heels bigger than his dick.
    That way u aint gona feel 2 paranoid and sensitive about the size of ur love tunnel!

    Lol boooom!

    Laura Lou
    smashed it! lol

    Laura Bigbum Jayne
    loool emma ahahaha

    Laila Ahmed
    DAMN SUM1 IZ TALKIN 4RM EXPERIENCE! WHO DA FUCK IN DIZ CONVO TALKED ABT DA SIZE OF MY LUV TUNNEL... Errrrrr WERNT ME. IT WAS U... IF U NEW WAT A 1 WAY SYSTEM WAS, DEN U'D NO U wouldNT GET LOST. WAT TYPE OF TOM TOM U GOT...

    Emma Mim Whysall
    bizzle where u hiding at huh?

    U started this, so come on rude boi, is u big enuff to finish it?

    Emma Mim Whysall
    laila back ur chat and make some sense at least!

    Nxt time dont tell me 2 shut up and certainly dont call me a fool coz u just gon b made 2 look like an eeeediot jus like u av now!

    Its kl 2 av a rant but back it up, back it up, back it up WITHOUT THE INSULTS!

    Laila Ahmed
    WHO'Z DA EEEEEEEEDIAT??? IF U WAS UP IN MA FACE TRUS ME U'D NO WHO DA EEEEEEEEDIAT IZ. DER IZ A RESON Y I SED WAT I DID WEN I COMMENTED ON SPOOKY'S STATUS!

    Laila Ahmed
    DO I FEEL LYK AN EEEEDIOT LYK U SAY I SHUD B FEELIN NO I DONT DO I GIVE A FUCK WAT UR SAYIN NO I DONT SO WAT MAKES U FINK AM BOVERED?

    Laila Ahmed
    IF I DIDNT SAY NUFIN 2 U DEN YEAH U CUD SAY AM LUKIN AN EEEEEEEDIAT.

    Laila Ahmed
    SO HOW ABT U HUSH UR GUMZ AND CHILLAX UR SELF COZ I AINT DA 1 ON A HYPE ITS U!

    Laura Lou
    dis is funni how can it turn in2 this wen people wer jus givin der opinion lol its funni shit right here spooks ur stats always get peeps on a hype 1 allie?? lol i got kids but wot emma sed neva offended me i found it quite funny actually lol

    Laila Ahmed
    Exactali it was opinions my mssg wasnt 2 jus emma it was 2 all... Funny

    Hutchy 'Hutchy B' Bee
    Spooky... Your a don fam! This just won FACEBOOK FUNNY CONVO OF THE YEAR! LOOOLL!

    Emma Mim Whysall
    yh and the reason is that we all wear t-shirts tighter than ur pussy and we all wear baggy ones, thats y u've been gettin stroppy and goin on like a lil bitch with a bad attitude.

    Instead of u worrying about what ur mama went thru 2 push u out, y dnt u go 2 her and learn a lil respect and control instead huh?

    And as 4 doin me something in my face, hmmm lol lowe that immaturity, im a 31yr old woman surrounded and only deal with a big people ting only, so quit tryna punch above ur weight and just spread the love... See more

    Reguardless of ur issues, u stay blessed and remember to change them heels 4 flats.

    U'l feel better about ur personal flaw! Lol (",)

    Laila Ahmed
    AM GLAD Y'ALL GOT ENTERTAINED... Lol...

    Mercedes Marsh
    Wow... Uze R Emotional... Its Funni Doe

    Laura Lou
    lool
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    I feel old when i read text speak, I have to say it in my head to understand it

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    You and me both Jools...! Ive just checked... Its still going! I cannot believe how a conversation about vagina's can go on for so long!
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    That's women for ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by jools182 View Post
    I feel old when i read text speak, I have to say it in my head to understand it

    Aye. Fanny-talk is bizarre enough, without the txt-speak!

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    Whatever happened to the Vagina Monologues?
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    Monologue?! This one is a Quadologue... Yes it is STILL GOING!
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    The Vagina Monologues ... it was funny, witty and entertaining... unlike this crapola... a load of bints who should learn to speak before opening their mouths..
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    Opening post makes no sense.
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