A very important question.

[Ck]

Wouldn't those bits just dangle in the hole though?

[jezzi]

Nope - don't know what you mean. But yes, I would be seriously pissed off if someone was looking at my cock whilst I was peeing.

ok fair enough, but i can't be bothered explaining it, please tell me it doesn't really matter
and i get the message. no looky looky

[jezzi]

Wouldn't those bits just dangle in the hole though?

not necessarily ck, they could tragically get trap under or between the rim, and we know how painful that is

[Ck]

Ouch! And I haven't even got any.

[jezzi]

Yes!

It's my mum that starts it, then she starts nodding her head towards the door to say 'he'll be popping his head round any minute'. The thing is, he does as well.

Getting him to have a bath is even worse. My mum will run him one then she has to keep nagging him to get in it before it gets cold. He's always 'just having another cig' and it takes at least an hour before she gets him in it. It's like torture for him having to be in another room where he can't hear anything, so he dips in really quickly and comes back into the room dripping wet.

let him have a cig in the bath! your mum and dad sound a great couple, like they get on well and have a banter between them.

[jezzi]

Ouch! And I haven't even got any.

i meant we know how it feels to be 'pinched' by a toilet, i know you haven't any dangly bits personally
it's just you know how guys suffer pain so much worse than women, man flu etc.

[A_B]

let him have a cig in the bath! your mum and dad sound a great couple, like they get on well and have a banter between them.

He's a chain smoker - he takes one in the bath with him as well.

[Earl]

Does he take pickled onions into the bath with him though?

[A_B]

Erm, I don't think so.

Do you?