Artery cloggers

[Ben]

I present you you with... The Luther Burger.

It's a bacon cheeseburger which uses a glazed doughnut instead of a bun. It's named after Luther Vandross but nobody really knows why. I've never tried one and I'm not sure I'd want to.

[Ben]

Next on my list is something I'd be more likely to try. The Hamdog. Served in a bar in Georgia, USA.

It's a hotdog that's wrapped in ground beef then deep fried. They then put it in a roll and top it with chilli, grilled onions, and a fried egg.

[Earl]

I'd try both of them, but the hot dog looks like a pain in the arse to get in your gobhole, they should make it smaller.

[Ben]

And now for something a bit more festive. This kicks the arse of any turducken.

The 12 bird True Love roast.

The most outrageous multi-bird we have created yet!
Made with the meat from 12 different types of bird,
both land and water fowl.

There is breast meat from 48 birds with 8 different types of stuffing.

The True Love Roast has a bird for each of the 12 days of Christmas.

On the outside a turkey, inside are the breasts:
Goose filled with orange and walnut stuffing.
Chicken with hazelnut and ginger.
Pheasant with juniper stuffing.
Aylesbury duck with sage and onion.
Barbary duck with Persian fruit stuffing.
Poussin and guinea fowl layered with parsley, lemon and thyme.
Partridge and pigeon squab set in juniper stuffing.
Mallard duck layered with cranberry and lemon and
whole boned quail filled with cranberry and orange relish.

Each True Love Roast comes in its own large wicker hamper,
is fully prepared and ready to cook. We send them sitting in
their own roasting tin and wrapped in muslin, we even include
a roasting thermometer so that you can see when it is cooked.

Some vital statistics- The True Love Roast weighs 25kgs.
Will feed around 125 people, takes 10 hours to cook and
yields around 4 litres of flavoursome stock.

The roasting tin measures 21"x16"x4"deep, so check your oven
carefully, only the bigger range type or catering ovens will take
this beastie.

Oh yes - and it does take two people to lift it!

Code 9006 £665.00
Including roasting tin, muslin, meat thermometer,
wicker hamper and delivery.

Heal Farm - On Line Meat and Country Food

[Hutchybee]

I present you you with... The Luther Burger.

It's a bacon cheeseburger which uses a glazed doughnut instead of a bun. It's named after Luther Vandross but nobody really knows why. I've never tried one and I'm not sure I'd want to.

Mama mia!!
Customer: Can I have some deep fried death please?
Salesperson: Certainly sir. Would you like onions...!

[timey]

Glazed buns? What are they glazed with? Looks like sugar.

[Ben]

Now onto a good little breakfast challenge. This one takes place at Mario's Cafe in Westhoughton in Bolton.

For £10.95, willing victims can “enjoy” 10 eggs, 10 sausages, 10 rashers of bacon, 10 slices of toast, five black pudding slices, tomatoes, mushrooms and baked beans.

Owner and head chef Mario Frappola gives customers just 20 minutes to wolf down his calorie-packed meal and does not even allow them a cup of tea.

The breakfast packs in 5,000 calories — nearly twice the recommended daily intake for an average man.

A spokesman for the British Heart Foundation said: “Eating this amount in one sitting is not a good idea.”

Source

[Ben]

And here is a pizza eating challenge. Polito's Pizza in Oshkosh, Wisconsin challenges any two people to eat their 12lb Monster Pizza within an hour.

Jason Adam and Bob Stenberg, both 21, took on the challenge of eating a 12-pound, 28-inch pizza at Polito's Pizza on Friday. The prize? $500, if they could finish the pizza within an hour.

And here is what happened.


The two men talk strategy while waiting for the pizza to cool.


The eating begins.


They're doing well, but starting to struggle.


One of the guys quits, leaving his mate to finish it alone.


He FAILS.

Source

[Earl]

And now for something a bit more festive. This kicks the arse of any turducken.

The 12 bird True Love roast.





Heal Farm - On Line Meat and Country Food

I'd love one of them, but unfortunately there just aren't enough of us at Christmas dinner to warrant it.

[Ben]

And now for something that really could kill you.

The Bacon Mat Cheese Roll

Just follow these simple instructions.