Paul McCartney 'When I'm 64'
It's his 64th Birthday next Sunday. (18th)
To celebrate he could re record the old psychedelic (??) hit 'when I'm 64' with more up to date lyrics....
When I get older, losin my wife
A couple of weeks from now
She won't be sending me a valentine
Just legal papers for me to sign
I could be happy smokin a spliff
When you're finally gone
You can tell the papers all about 'your side'
Four short years as my blushing bride
Doin the talk shows
Dishin the dirt
You'd still be a bore
You don't still need me
But you'll still bleed me
Now I'm 64
Send me a postcard
Drop me a line
When you're gone from view
Indicate precisely what your talents are
That contrive to make you a star
You were too jealous, I was too kind
But I'm blind no more
You don't still need me
But you'll still bleed me
Now I'm 64.
(Lyrics dreamt up by a bored civil servant who should have been writing VED's. Name withheld for obvious reasons).
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