Nick Cave and the Baddies

[Ck]

X Factor Chico has been in panto this season, playing Aladdin in Brighton.
Among the audience one night was Nick Cave. The once-moody singer-songwriter was with his kids singing along word-for-word to "It's Chico Time!"... and pointing his big sponge finger in the air every time one of the baddies appeared.

[Earl]

Got any evidence?

[Ck]

It's just bloody true ok !

[SFB]

Best place for him is in the audience, he's dreadful on the other side!

[Earl]

Opinion based on record sales?

[SFB]

Nope, just my opinion, hopefully I'm still allowed one here?

[Earl]

You're allowed to voice it, but don't think it's worth owt!

[SFB]

I'd like to think mine carries as much weight as your's, but I'm sure you'll advise me otherwise.

[Earl]

Probably, that's why I avoid giving mine and try to stick to hard facts on subjects that matter.

[SFB]

That's rubbish, you can't say that disliking someone is a hard fact that matters!