Jumper............

[Zombie Mastermind]

...is complete and utter shite!

Don't waste your money.

What you get for your cash is half a film. This has then been padded out with vacuous crap and they don't even bother with an ending.

The "big fight" sequence at the "end" is piss-poor and don't worry about unanswered questions at the "end", you won't care about whether they are answered or not.

Expect sequels very soon. Absolut arse.


Hayden whatsizname is better than he was in Star Wars, but not much. Her off the O.C. is weird-looking. In one scene I was more focussed on the extras in the background, who kept checking to see if they were in shot or not.

Samuel L, is no where near as evil as he should be.

Under 12's might enjoy it, if they can stop texting each other for that long.


Oh yeah, that Billy Elliot fella is in it as well. He is most tiresome.


Warn your friends about this piece of turged phlegm.

AVOID! AVOID! AVOID!



Thank you.

[Zombie Mastermind]

Another thread started...and killed by ZM!

[Ck]

What? We avoided it!

[Zombie Mastermind]

Good!

Spread the word!


I only saw it because my friend and his family were going to the flix and invited me along. It was between jumper and "Be kind, Rewind".


The votes were cast and a stalemate was duly reached.

The decision making process between what film to see was ultimately made by the family dog. He had to chose between two dog-buscuits, one for each film.

Stupid mutt chose Jumper!

[Ck]

Punish it by making it watch it on dvd on a loop.

[Zombie Mastermind]

Like this:

[Ernest Rants]

Like this:

i think we are all a bit scared to respond, have tried to on some so don't bites me head off

[Ck]

Yes! Just like that

[Earl]

Where's me jumper?

[ayeng98]

how could you make me believe that jumper shit when the lead is a friggin fag..