Morningstarrs latest competition and the following line.
*£1,000,000 note has a cash redemption value of one pence and is for novelty use only
May I suggest an old film starring Gregory Peck about the dangers of such vasts amounts of dosh in one slip of paper.
And Mr Morningstarr, Sir - may I apologise but I was told that gentleman in the USA - he and his fund were MadeOf more solid stuff - allegedly
If only you hadn't taken my advice and put the funds for that note with him - next week someone could have been a Del Boy!